Why tire yourself out bathing when you can oursource?
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@catsalad I went on farm holidays when I was a kid; we had some family who had a small dairy farm - and I do recall that the calves & kitties were always really good friends 🥰 thanks for bringing back the memory!
@catsalad pussy got licked!
Big time
@catsalad that cow on the right wants more than just fur.
@Disputatore Yeah, I was getting worried while watching 😬
@catsalad As with all outsourcing projects the downside is that you lose control of the means of production.
The calves will continue to lick you until they are sent to the slaughter house.
Then the process has to start again with a new set of calves that might not be quite up to speed on your precise needs.
So then you have to define the requirements of a "good lick" in minutiae to avoid legal disputes over the quality of the delivered services.
Rinse and repeat.
@catsalad This is sad and abnormal behaviour due to what we do to these creatures.
https://www.dairyfarmguide.com/inter-sucking-and-cross-0160.html
@catsalad shhh...if everyone knows, then it'll be harder to schedule quality time with the cows 🤫
@catsalad Life is good.
A bunch of antelopes enthusiastically licking a Carnivora. Looks like we got a glitch in the evolution.
@catsalad pussy being made wet by multiple bulls
@catsalad This is amazing :D
@catsalad Cow tongues are very much like cat tongues.
This might answer the question about the mechanism for cattle-to-cat transmission of the H5N1virus 🤔
@catsalad Elsie! These things are delicious! Have a taste!
Too right, Bess! Salty... but sweet! I'd never have a bite, though, not grassy enough.
@catsalad wait..
Cats are cownip? til.
@catsalad cows like salt licks and orange cats are known to have their salty moments so it tracks