If Cloudflare isn't up in 15 minutes, we can go home.
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@catsalad started seeing these shortly before logging in to work this morning.
Disappointed that everything at work is working
@catsalad That's usually what they say at 15 mins to quitting time after keeping you sitting around miserable all day.
@catsalad Me in 1995: Browsing the Web is awesome!
Me in 2025: Most of the Web is down. Awesome!
@catsalad lol you had this rule in highschool too I assume ?
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Welp, back to bed for the lot of us.
@catsalad Unless your smart car needs cloudflare to start 🤣
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But I AM at home.
Fortunately everything works even without mains electricity (about 14 hours or more without daylight) and without Internet.
Nothing "Smart" using the internet.
I only Internet to install extra packages or do stuff like type this.
@catsalad my home doesn't have enough furchildren right now. I will follow someone else home who isn't furbaby deprived.
@catsalad 👉👈 what if we'wre alweady home? 🫠
@catsalad thought I got banned again on another instance, but looks like cloudflare crashed.
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I'm at home. If Cloudflare isn't up in 15 minutes can I stay here?
@catsalad wait...I am already home. Where do I go?