Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Crochet Kit. If you get tired of crocheting, you can give up early and make a squid instead. I lost interest fast, so mine is a one-legged octopus that survived a horrific submarine crash.
https://collabs.shop/bgbcvx
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@lowqualityfacts my mom used to crochet all kinds of storybook characters. Wanda's Menagerie.
Did you know that an octopus only uses 7 of its tentacles? It always keeps one free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
@lowqualityfacts Seven are preoccupied, one is tentacle is tentatively engaged.
@lowqualityfacts Why did I read that as "uses only 7 of his testicles"? And why did that make me feel envious?
@lowqualityfacts Did you know that two of those tentacles get used as legs much more than the others
Comes in handy when they put a hat & raincoat on to sneak into a cinema
@lowqualityfacts Crazy drunk sub driver, no doubt.
@lowqualityfacts I mean...seems like a high quality fact?
I think many will want this kit. Unipus.
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