@Alice Cunning! Very cunning! 😆

@Alice
Alice McFlurry: Not just an interesting person, but a diabolically interesting person.
And VERY entertaining, too!

@Alice Your profile image made me doubt how I was pronouncing brat until I finished reading the whole sentence. 😅

@Alice 😂

@Alice Do you get paid syndication royalties?

Boosted this in the hopes I get an update notification later to explain how the Bluesky people deal with this in a year. @Alice

@Alice

People on Bluesky are gonna be real mad in 1-2 years when they read this

@Alice Wait. I thought you were a hot dog not a brat.

@Alice Just wait—in 1–2 years, this post will go live there and the jig will be up.

@Alice guys, they closed bluesky back in October

@Alice I thought I was passive - aggressive but you are in a league I can only admire from a distance.

@Alice My jokes have an expiration date of a week so I couldn't do this.

@Alice That is magnificent shithousery and you should be very proud.

I also like it when a person on Bluesky responds with a link to their similar joke from a couple of months before as if I stole their joke because then I get to be an even bigger brat like oh okay well here is a screenshot of the dumb joke that was originally posted to Mastodon in 2022.

@Alice

you are the Mastodon version of Friends?

@Alice i keep wanting to bring @VineBot to bluesky but in a diminished form and so far all my attempts have been thwarted. gotta say though it would be pretty dang funny to have a bluesky version that only posts once the stream *ends*