Ah backed intae a rusty nail
But ah didnae huv concern
Until this scratch turnt nasty
An inflamed ma epiderm
So ah went tae see the doctor
An wie oot even a discuss
Stuck this big needle in ma erse
In case ae tetanus
So noo ah huv a sair erse
An huv tae take these pills
A bandage thits oor hauf ma back
Aw tae prevent further ills
Ther ye go, an Westminster wants tae flog wir NHS aff tae the corporates..They cin feckin bolt.
