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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

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Photo of a bathroom sign that has an outline of someone mopping and says, "If this restroom needs service, please turn on switch."

The switch, however, has been removed and replaced by a metal cover. No clicky for you!
Photo of a bathroom sign that has an outline of someone mopping and says, "If this restroom needs service, please turn on switch." The switch, however, has been removed and replaced by a metal cover. No clicky for you!
Photo of a bathroom sign that has an outline of someone mopping and says, "If this restroom needs service, please turn on switch." The switch, however, has been removed and replaced by a metal cover. No clicky for you!
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Eli the Bearded
@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@catsalad

Flathead screws so easily removed to see if there is an alternative way inside the box

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Monsieur_Lepetit
@Monsieur_Lepetit@toot.community replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@catsalad

Ahti from Control saying "you think there's  dog burried in this?"
Ahti from Control saying "you think there's dog burried in this?"
Ahti from Control saying "you think there's dog burried in this?"
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Log 🪵
@log@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@catsalad How did they know I brought a Nintendo in here?

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Log 🪵
@log@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@catsalad Also, Cypher from The Matrix totally misread this.

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E. C. Bigribs
@eedly@mindly.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@catsalad This was on the wall in our room at the hospital after the birth of our daughter.

Activating it was a little tricky, and when Future Nurse did show up, she expressed a lot of disappointment in our parenting choices.

A plastic wall panel, of the sort that usually houses light switches. This panel, however,  has no switches, just a sticker that reads "Future Nurse Call".
A plastic wall panel, of the sort that usually houses light switches. This panel, however, has no switches, just a sticker that reads "Future Nurse Call".
A plastic wall panel, of the sort that usually houses light switches. This panel, however, has no switches, just a sticker that reads "Future Nurse Call".
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stevenray
@stevenray@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@catsalad 😂😂😂😂😂🚽

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Bob Jamieson
@bobjmsn@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@catsalad Does this switch only work in restrooms? Can we have one for every room please?

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Mx. Eddie R
@silvermoon82@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad
That's my secret, Cap...

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James White
@jameswhite@tinnies.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad Remove plate, twist wires together.

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Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad

apparently they don't get a lot of ADHD or geek customers, who are likely to have cleanliness issues and a screwdriver with them. ;)

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@paul_ipv6 Someone once asked me why I was carrying a screwdriver, and I replied with "why aren't you?"

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echopapa √
@echopapa@social.tchncs.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@catsalad

👍

@paul_ipv6

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Different Drummer
@DifferentDrummer@syzito.xyz replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad Far out, man!

Brushed steel plate screwed to a wall, with the words "FUTURE TELEPHONE" engraved across the mid-point.
Brushed steel plate screwed to a wall, with the words "FUTURE TELEPHONE" engraved across the mid-point.
Brushed steel plate screwed to a wall, with the words "FUTURE TELEPHONE" engraved across the mid-point.
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Takiro 🎨
@Takiro@meow.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad
Does it work with the Switch 2 or only the first one?

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anguinea
@anguinea@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad
I am totally installing this in my guest bathroom.

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grimmware
@grimmware@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad I can smell this picture :(

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Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@catsalad

See, y'all, you're not understanding the problem, and thus you fail. The goal here is to make the switch receptive to erotic potentials.

But no. You'd rather try to force the switch that you can't even SEE to establish itself to a specify binary state. What is wrong with y'all? This is fedi, not x or bsky. We're better than that.

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IsaaC
@isaactly_s@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad straight to the sabotage field manual

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Jason Parker (he/they)
@north@xn--8r9a.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad That sounds like an invitation (or challenge) to take the cover off and play with the wiring.

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Badass Britt :mastodon_lgbt:
@britt@mstdn.games replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad this sums up my healthcare experience blob_raccoon_peek

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(╯°□°)╯︵ snuoɹɥɔo
@ochronus@xn--go8h.csa.ba replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad peak design, 10/10 - no bugs reported, ever

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄
@juanejot@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad It was *you*, Switch!

(Awaits cease & desist letter from Nintendo.)

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StarkRG@myside-yourside.net
@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@catsalad Oh, look, it's a physical representation of GitHub support.

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