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"I will face god and walk backwards into hell" - a Dril tweet about yelling at zoo animals.
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters." - a Tumblr shitpost about mushrooms.
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" - Spy Kids 2, the children's movie.
And now:
"Babies are born worshipping unknown gods." - a Dwarf Fortress bug report.
Any other good candidates?
@mhoye "heaven and earth are useless" very literal ttanslation of a japanese (presumably) "do not flip" sign.
Hasn't gone around much yet, but I want it to be a thing.
@mhoye the Gargoyle animated tv show has one of the best line of this style said by none other than Jonathan Frakes : "Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell"
From an unrepostable follower:
"The light inside is broken, but I still work" - a sign taped to a vending machine, spotted by a Twitter user. (originally "the light inside has broken".)
"My battery is low and it’s getting dark" - part of a tweet from journalist Jacob Margolis reporting from NASA, explaining the last received diagnostic messages from the Mars Rover, later (incorrectly, but poetically) interpreted as the literal text of the final message.
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