You could never make Tales From The Crypt these days because real life is already much more horrifying
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Crypt Keeper? Sure why not. Liven up some of the everyday banal horrors. Give me the opportunity to die in some new and exciting but ultimately quicker way than being slowly capitalismed to death.
Sometimes, posts are just for me
@TheBreadmonkey If I'm honest. 100% of my posts are just for me. I'm a delight.
@TheBreadmonkey That's called "thoughts"
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Give me Dr Terror & his faulty deck of Tarot cards any day.
That Crypt keeper could never lure me…
… who am I kidding, I'd totally follow him.
@TheBreadmonkey You could never make Black Mirror these days because Charlie Brooker would sue.
@TheBreadmonkey The Queen’s Funeral got 28 million viewers, but you couldn’t make it these days because her tomb is too well-guarded.
Also Phil and Holly are no longer available
Or Andrew Battenburgcake
@TheBreadmonkey Oh, he’d appear in the sequel don’t worry. Cash in hand and free lunch, no questions asked.
You could never make Rentaghost these days because the cast is all dead
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote surely that would make it more realistic 👻
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote MISS POPOV IS STILL ALIVE
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey Is she still in Corrie? Bloody hell.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey well she's a ghost, she can be in it forever. And they don't have to pay her!
Considering deleting my post so it looks like you've just gone mad and sent this to us for no reason
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote thereby further discrediting me in the eyes of my peers!
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey You could never make The Dukes of Hazzard these days. Also because the only modern car light enough to jump the creek is a Mini Cooper.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey You could never make Soap these days, because Gwyneth Paltrow has cornered the market.
You can't make Bonanza anymore because of woke
If you try to make Bonanza these days you get arrested and thrown in jail
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote I thought they already did but named it Yosemite.
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