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@catsalad@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

Who up Gumping they Speks?

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Weird-ass advertisement for a circular, semitransparent finger toy called SPEKS®

Meetings, suck, but Gump helps.
Speks.
Weird-ass advertisement for a circular, semitransparent finger toy called SPEKS® Meetings, suck, but Gump helps. Speks.
Weird-ass advertisement for a circular, semitransparent finger toy called SPEKS® Meetings, suck, but Gump helps. Speks.
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spiegelmama
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@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad The reviews are raves. 🤣

Review from GetSpeks site. The Gump Loop is a squishy donut-shaped fidget toy that looks suspiciously like a sex toy for penile insertion.

PaulD
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5 stars

8days ago

Works

It's the next best thing

Review left on: Gump Loop- MoonJelly
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Review from GetSpeks site. The Gump Loop is a squishy donut-shaped fidget toy that looks suspiciously like a sex toy for penile insertion. PaulD Verified Buyer 5 stars 8days ago Works It's the next best thing Review left on: Gump Loop- MoonJelly Original
Review from GetSpeks site. The Gump Loop is a squishy donut-shaped fidget toy that looks suspiciously like a sex toy for penile insertion. PaulD Verified Buyer 5 stars 8days ago Works It's the next best thing Review left on: Gump Loop- MoonJelly Original
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Mystery Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy:​:rebeccaangry:​
Mystery Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy:​:rebeccaangry:​
@LevelUp@corteximplant.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad this was the first I heard of it but apparently it is a fidget toy...I guess it's dual purpose if you want it to be? 😂💀 Or maybe it's not a fidget toy... I can't tell anymore.

I accidentally bough a sex toy for my employees, a YouTube video. 


Gump advert picture as thumbnail.
I accidentally bough a sex toy for my employees, a YouTube video. Gump advert picture as thumbnail.
I accidentally bough a sex toy for my employees, a YouTube video. Gump advert picture as thumbnail.
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kwayk42
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@kwayk42@sechtor.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad I don't know what those are for, but I know that they look like they're for

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@Tom_ofB@23.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad I would assume it's a device to relax your plumbus in.

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for a day, while . . .
for a day, while . . .
@cgsines@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad

. . . what kind of lube would work best with these?

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@drwho@masto.hackers.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

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@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@catsalad I have to say as far as fidget devices go, this looks... spectacularly unentertaining...

Like even if it works for you, it sure isn't going to liven up a meeting.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

@nazokiyoubinbou Strangely enough the ultimate fidget device I've encountered was the iPad + Otter box case I had to use when working at a restaurant many years ago.

It was perfectly balanced in the middle and could spin so easily.

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Jxyzn Sxyzyxn
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@jxyzn@evil.rodeo replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@catsalad temu keeps advertising something very much like those to me as 'finger strength exercisers' and I was like "wtf?" and after much searching, I have determined that that is euphemistic marketing jargon for penis pump seals.
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