Ok this peacock was amusing at first, but now WTF am I supposed to do, seriously? It's still hanging out at our front and back door, staring into my soul, eating our plants.
I think it wants us to feed it? But I have no desire to have a pet peacock.
Yes, the gay boys on the street having a prideful peacock would be just dandy and not cause giggles one bit.
Will call the local vet Monday morning and see what they recommend - "peacock removal" isn't a real profession I guess.