Hypothesis: Benson is too much of a schmoopie to drag someone by their shoe across a balcony.
Test: Today's return from our walk without a muzzle.
Conclusion: Benson can be possessed by a chaos goblin and can, indeed, drag a 200 lb+ lady across a balcony by her shoe.
Fuckking asshole Schmoopie.
I can only imagine what that looked like to the neighbors.