@TheBreadmonkey so why is sausage trending?
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@TheBreadmonkey so why is sausage trending?
@TheBreadmonkey
Maybe sausage is trending because people want to know why there is no sausage in egg corn.
@TheBreadmonkey Although I rarely understand what the hell is going on, you guys are fun to watch. Gtg. I’m looking into egg corn.
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Oh FFS I am sorry for you.
Must be compelling for you to investigate some of it though.
I can never keep pace with what Carnies are up to.
Also the thought of anyone eating anyone else still makes me yuck all these decades on from when someone told me what the things I hated to eat were & who they came from.
Mind you there's a wealth of funny in food.
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party sausage is so hot right now
The word viral seems to have been picked up and largely misunderstood by those wishing to flog clicks. Not everything is viral. Your sausage casserole isn't viral or a secret German recipe. It's just some sausages and vegetables. Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.
@TheBreadmonkey No, seriously, it's raining.
@TheBreadmonkey If your sausage casserole is viral there's probably something wrong with it.
@TheBreadmonkey Top marks for the fab ALTXT seen and much appreciated! ^.^
@TheBreadmonkey this is why Mastodon is wise to give the cold shoulder to 'Brands'
This is a hostile and inscrutable land to them, and that protects us.
@TheBreadmonkey WTF is egg corn?
@TheBreadmonkey seems like a bit of a cheat that they don’t mention the cheese.
Make this simple lasagne with only one ingredient!
(put together with a shitload of other ingredients)
@TheBreadmonkey
Nigel Slater's simple lasagne - six ingredients you're likely to have in your kitchen cupboard and one that can only be obtained in person from Italian monks, and only on the 29th of February.
@Nickiquote
@TheBreadmonkey This site, nearly 30 years old now! - is the only online food content you need. http://www.godecookery.com/ I once made a winking cockentrice gif, back in the day.
@TheBreadmonkey so why is sausage trending?
i recently learned of #Volkswagen sausage, so you must suffer this knowledge too (apparently it's pretty good, and if IKEA can be known for its food, why not Volkswagen i guess?)
@benroyce @catarinac @TheBreadmonkey What parts of the Volkswagen do they make the sausages out of?
@benroyce @catarinac @TheBreadmonkey in Germany it’s all about the sausage. There’s even a saying: “now it’s about the sausage” („jetzt geht es um die Wurst“) which means things are getting serious.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?...... (that I should launch my own brand of sausage?!)
you need a hook, and i'm forcing myself on you as your marketing dept, you get no say in the matter:
you must become a food influencer and all of your videos must be psychedelic raps about sausage
this is your path to glory, do not question it, make it so
i will be taking 10%
Immediately trying to think of everything that rhymes with sausage
it's funny you mention that because in your videos you must wear a sausage corsage
I beg of you not to look. If I just say to you exploding cheesy sausage mukbang, just take my word it's not worth it.
@TheBreadmonkey hahaha, I will indeed take your word for it
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