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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Discovered a parenting #hack. Simply do literally every single thing your 18 year old wants and they will be a fuckn delight. 👍

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GayDeceiver
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey I’d do it like that, while narrating it… especially in front of their friends … loudly. proudly. Would not be satisfied until I got that beautiful look of utter contempt from said child …

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Ben, investigative journalist
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@GayDeceiver

Basically she just absolutely LOVES Game of Thrones and has coerced me into rewatching the entire thing from the beginning (except for fast forwarding all of the sex scenes). So as long as I watch between 2 and 5 hours of it every single night when she's home, she's happy. She is in love with Emilia Clarke (and has just paid hundreds of pounds to meet her and have photos at comicon) and if she had dragons, would also burn this world to the ground.

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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey @GayDeceiver I bumped into Natalie Dormer at the Eden Project once. I hadn’t watched Game of Thrones so I just knew her from pictures online. However my brother, who was also there, was a big GoT fan and he just had a bemused look in his eyes which said “I’ve seen your tits on the telly”.

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GayDeceiver
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey that is not absolutely too terrible …

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Pseudo Nym
@pseudonym@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Did you leave your phone unlocked? I suspect the 18 year old picked it up and posted that.

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