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Ugly AF

@randahl 😡 Not only is that ridiculous and an eyesore, but I would imagine the acoustics are atrocious. 😆

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The #EpsteinFiles must be hidden behind these marble tiles.

@randahl did the Roman Empire end with a gaudy bathroom?

@randahl On the plus side, "highly polished statuary marble" is extremely slippery when wet.

@randahl good news is that it looks super slippery and a person could slip on their fat ass and really hurt themselves.

@randahl it’s ghastly

@randahl Looks like selfmade with material from a cheap German hardware store. Especially that non-golden toilet. 🤣

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This is the contrary of pretty : ugly as f*ck.

@randahl The tacky bastard still hasn’t learned that in decoration, as with most things in life, less is more.

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I wonder if #MAGA cult members will ever realize that Trump is no different than Saddam Hussein and every other pathetic tinpot dictator.

"This government cannot afford your healthcare, but would you look at my new marble tiles…"

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@randahl Not ADA compliant, soon he won't be able to shower safeley in there or stand up from the toilet

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Did #BlobTheBuilder destroy another piece of American history? 🤔 #LinconsBathroom

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Can't see the word "gross" being used frequently enough these days...

@randahl Has this Orange Fart no fucking taste or decency. What an absolutely worthless creature?

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Oh and I’m not convinced that this shit is real marble .

Corners are too well aligned to be true .

Until someone , who can be trusted, touches the wall , I’m going to say this is fake ( as the rest of the WH fake gilded rooms )

#usa #letthemeatcake

@randahl Hmmm, marble cake.

@randahl All governments do this whether they on the side you mindlessly voted for or not and the sooner people wake up to the fact that no government cares about them or the country the better. Stop being "woke" about how you want to dress, what you want to call yourself and who you want to sleep with and wake up to the real problem, the governments of the world. Left and right are just zits on the same arse cheek.

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Its looks a bit...cheap ?
The faucets aren't thermostatic, the marble is obviously very common, not Carrara or alabaster for example.
It is clear that the toilet seat lacks like 10 cm space to be confortable enough... There aren't enough bars to hang towels. Light fixtures deliver cheap light (poor spectrum), the bath tub seems a bit small.

@randahl Tiles?

@randahl and this is excactly what this fucker is: a rich kid who is psyched by glitz and glamour. He's not a politican, and hes not working for us, the people.

@randahl Pooping between a window overlooking the street and the sink where someone is washing their face, how elegant!

@randahl Great for storing documents…

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Wait, were's that device to change his nappies?

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It'll become one of the worst (and easiest to realise) punishments for his enemies having to watch him using this from the outside. 😬 🤢

@randahl i used to think trump's taste is the poor people's idea of a rich person's, but he is a caricature even of that.

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@randahl you can’t buy style.

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For this relief much thanks; 'tis bitter cold
And I am sick at heart.
- Hamlet (1.1.10), Francisco to Barnardo

"sick at heart" acts in concert with Marcellus's "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" (1.4) to provide an account of a diseased country. Their comments set the gloomy mood of a neglected populace and substantiate Hamlet's suspicions about Claudius's corruption.

#usa #LetThemEatMarble #letthemeatcake

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Fortunately for the #racistrapistfelon, he is not President of France.

His head would already be at the end of a pitchfork.

#usa #LetThemEatMarble

@randahl So much money wasted and he couldn't even think to install a bidet.

@randahl Hideous

@randahl OMFG

@randahl Even in 17th century Europe, this would be tacky.

@randahl he doesn't even fit in the bathrobe nor the tub.

@randahl omg i just threw up in my mouth a little. there are limits to "de gustibus non disputandum est" :-o

@randahl the Emporer has no clothes and I love them- 2025 USA

@randahl I can’t help but hope for a special level of hell reserved for the exploitative rich and powerful who trade lives for their own comfort. Greed is far worse than hatred.

@randahl Shit stays with shit and, however, produces shit, even in an unnecessary polished bathroom.

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I’ve found something trump is really good at (along with lying) - being thoroughly tacky!
That bathroom has no redeeming features!

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I’ve found something trump is really good at (along with lying) - being thoroughly tacky!

@randahl that quickly becomes boring and ugly