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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?

#Halloween #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Zombies

Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
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GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸
@grumpydad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@markwyner And here I thought vegetarian zombies ate greengrocers

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Morgan Aldridge
@morgant@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@markwyner This sounds like it's straight out of "My Fair Zombie Lady" (if there is such a thing, which there probably is):

"The raaaaaaaaaaaains in Spaaaaaaaaaains, staaaaaaaaaaay [unintelligible] in the plaaaaaaaaaains."

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@morgant 😂

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Andrew Deacon
@aadeacon@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@markwyner what do Zombie Plumbers work on?
DRAAAINS

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