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Taggart
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ai6yr Starbucks is down, so I expect looting and car fires to begin promptly.

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tschenkel
@tschenkel@mathstodon.xyz replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart

First AWS, then Cloudflare, now Azure?

Is somebody trying to make a point?

#evilcorp

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Taggart
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@tschenkel This is the sharpest of Hanlon's razors, I suspect.

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tschenkel
@tschenkel@mathstodon.xyz replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart

#WhoIsMrRobot?

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Taggart
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Update: Network infra impacted.

Azure service portal showing global network infra impact.
Azure service portal showing global network infra impact.
Azure service portal showing global network infra impact.
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ɹ uɐpƎ˥ƎʞS :antifascism:
@dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart did they try turning it off and back on again

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Walker
@Walker@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart so what you are saying is that multi region is not enough, we need to be multi provider as well.

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Taggart
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@Walker I wrote you an acrostic poem, which I dedicate to @cR0w :

Destroy all clouds
Escape hyperscalers
Seize the means of computing
Cloud services are a Ponzi scheme
Azure, AWS, and GCP are parasites
Load balancers are just servers in front of servers
Everything shouldn't rely on 3 points of failure.

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Walker
@Walker@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart @cR0w thank you, that is very creative; and more than a bit sad we are stuck in this reality.

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ɹ uɐpƎ˥ƎʞS :antifascism:
@dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart @Walker @cR0w why did I red this in Eminem's voice 🔥

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unlofl [Promoted Toot]
@unlofl@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart "we suspect an inadvertent configuration change as the trigger event" is the most bullshit flowery "somebody done fucked up" admission I've ever seen.

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B05H
@bosh@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart at least they dated it

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Remy Whisker :transgender:
@remywhisker@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart

Feels good man
Feels good man
Feels good man
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Crovanian (CamstonIsland)
@Crovanian@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart if I had a nickel for every time a pillar of the internet’s functionality went dead this month I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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ɹ uɐpƎ˥ƎʞS :antifascism:
@dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart ah but what cloud based infrastructure is downdetector on, I suppose we find out soon 😅

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Craig
@Fpccraig@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart Akamai is reporting issues, which likely affect a bunch of others.

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Craig
@Fpccraig@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart And I can’t reproduce beyond getting an edgesuite.com error at costco.com, but the first message I saw indicated [drum roll] DNS [plastic-cymbal hit].

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Judgment Dave
@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart

I have been experiencing microsoft.com issues for he last hour.

myaccount.microsoft.com
myapps.microsoft.com
www.microsoft.com

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David Penfold :verified:
@davep@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart Yup, Azure reports nearly 10 times higher than AWS.

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RichBartlett :donor:
@RichBartlett@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart I picked a good week to take annual leave!

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Ian Campbell
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart downdetector is based on user reports. i suspect that's either folks who think it's AWS and are wrong, or whose path crosses MS services on the way to AWS, like for MS-based SSO

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RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@neurovagrant @mttaggart yeah, the Azure shitting the bed has broken anyone doing Azure-AWS shit with their AD.

And as a reminder, "portal" means "Front Door" means they have no idea because they can't get in either and assume absolutely everything is dead.

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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart OH NO! MINECRAFT! 🤪

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Taggart
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ai6yr Starbucks is down, so I expect looting and car fires to begin promptly.

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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@mttaggart I'm curious if their in-store terminals are still working, there could be a LOT of cranky people if not, ha ha. #Starbucks

e’re cleaning up a few things on the site. Things should be back to normal in a couple of hours. Thanks for your patience.
e’re cleaning up a few things on the site. Things should be back to normal in a couple of hours. Thanks for your patience.
e’re cleaning up a few things on the site. Things should be back to normal in a couple of hours. Thanks for your patience.
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