Satirical text: Recall for Linux. Are you forced to work with Linux? Do you miss the convenience of Microsoft spying on you and keeping track of everything? Fear not! This amazing tool will bring back all those great Windows Recall features that you have been missing: - Stores all you sensitive data in an convenient, easily accessible database; - 24/7 screencaptures of everything you do; - Image to text conversion with OCR; - Index and store everything your friends tell you over chat apps or e-mail; if it's on your screen we've got you covered!