“All software benchmarks and claims of performance are *carefully crafted lies* and this write-up is *no different*.”

Looking for honest numbers?

Earlier this year we got to help a customer make some huge performance gains 📈

Give it a read if you’ve been trying to #benchmark your own #Erlang or @couchdb project in search of improvements: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2025/03/04/case-study-10x-couchdb-performance-gains-for-a-aaa-game-launch?pk_campaign=mastodon&pk_kwd=aaa

If you get stuck, let us know! We’re always curious and eager to help.