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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHA

"...And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle..."

#cybertruck

What do you like about the truck?

What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box.

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
What do you like about the truck? What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box. And are you married? I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
What do you like about the truck? What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box. And are you married? I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Andrew
@cinebox@masto.hackers.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@ai6yr reminds me of the article about the Tesla diner where a guy mentioned his girlfriend was waiting in the car because she “doesn’t want anything to do with what’s going on”

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Lady Crow 🐦‍⬛🌻 :v_bi:
@farah@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@cinebox @ai6yr lol wut

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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Oh the next paragraph after the "not married"

He's named his car "Aura" and talks to her

#cybertruck

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it? Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it? Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
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AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Jeered, spit upon, flipped off and hated
Tesla Cybertruck ownership debated
Look at this dude driving a Cybertruck
Divorced by his wife but he don't give a f***

They claim that those two salutes they did not see
They don't mind that the truck's from a Nazi
So the guy's killing millions after destroying USAID
He doesn't mind at all, as long as he gets laid

He misses those special island retreats
That time with his friend Jeffrey's friends was a treat
Ah well, anything is legal for a billionaire
As long as people keep on shoving money up his d**riere

Anyway these Cybertruck owners cannot see
They are shoveling their money to a Nazi
One day they'll regret when they're trapped and die
No working door handles, inside they will fry

#poem (human)

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