I was driving down the street, in my brand new Wrangler Jeep
When suddenly the engine stopped, and everything started to beep
Apparently I can't move because someone pushed to prod
Something broke this weekend, software kinda odd
I wonder if they use some AI coding tools
And have turned themselves into bricked Jeep fools
All I know is now I'm stuck here on this hill
With a giant towing bill
Alas, why did we decide to connect cars to the cloud
They used to work fine without it, fer crying out loud
Give me the days when there was no software updates
Blue screen of death, broken Jeep, I cannot relate