Surprise! Trump’s trade war is a masterclass in self-sabotage. Even Canada, a core US ally, is dumping Treasuries in record amounts. Why fund the bully who’s slapping you with tariffs? Instead, they're boosting trade with China and buying gold. The dollar is wilting, gold is soaring, and the US debt spiral is accelerating. But sure, this is definitely "setting the fundamentals for a strong dollar." Brilliant.