If at first you don’t succeed, suck on deez nuts instead.
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@Alice if at first you don't succeed, maybe BASE jumping isn't for you.
It's a good thing you don’t get to see the behind-the-scenes footage of me "researching" my "jokes" by looking up dumb shit like:
"can nuts be seeds?"
"difference between nuts and seeds"
"Is it spelled deez nuts or deez nutz?"
Attention to detail is SO important.
@Alice don't forget to intentionally misspell something for the extra engagement in the commemts.
@Alice I love your commitment level!
@Alice that level of dedication is why you can charge more for your jokes here. Keep up the good work!
@Alice
Ha ha sometimes I do that. The other day I had to make sure an onion is in fact a bulb (it is).
@Alice “If At First You Don’t Succeed, Try Again. Then Quit. There’s No Use Being a Damn Fool About It” - W.C. Fields (supposedly)