Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for:
* waiting for access
* attending meetings
* learning tool Y that nobody else uses
* changing color of a button
* rearranging the JSON
* rolling back the color of a button
* putting the JSON back, there's a bug
* don't move, we have a release freeze
* waiting a little longer for access
* teaching an intern tool Y
* you forgot to read your email again
* it's time to change passwords