I wish Charlie Kirk hadn't been murdered.
... Far better if he'd gone out the same way as the late Stephen Milligan MP.
(Peels an orange, looking around innocently.)
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@span cstross Both went doing what they loved.
@span cstross There’s always a slim hope that it could happen to Trump.
@span cstross would that make it look more or less likely to temporarily distract from the as of yet not fully published proceedings concerning a certain rich person and their unsavory activities on a specific island?
@span cstross I wonder if autoerotic asphyxiation is in the top 10 causes of death of conservative politicians.
@span cstross I do love the phrase death by misadventure.
Watching @span cstross poking the bear here reminds me of the time that a former colleague of mine wrote something so inflammatory on Usenet that the angry responses filled up /var/spool/mail and crashed the company mail server.
I wonder what ever happened to that guy …
@span cstross how is it that I correctly guessed the punchline?
@span cstross #alternativefact 9/10 deaths among #edl #reformuk and #tory supporters involve an orange, suspenders and in recent years a hamster.
@span cstross a double wetsuit job?
@cstross waaaaait a minute, I say as I look at my copy of Halting State
@cstross
Which is still better than the way Roman Emperor Galerius went…
@cstross Agreed. But, given that Kirk has cheated us of that amusing option, I shall try to be satisfied with what we have.
@cstross Current US-Politicians might also consider the possibility of penile fractures while fucking furniture.
@cstross an orange you say.
@cstross Possibly the best thing about the show Ghosts on BBC is that the Horrible Histories crew have kept this relevant by having a Tory ghost character who died that way. I'm glad that people will have to ask about it.
@cstross cherry on top: Thus instructed by ChatGPT.
@cstross That would certainly have been funnier.
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