Continuing KAJ-fest with another stonkingly good and very silly song, Kallna Mat is a sumptuous bit of smooth trance-y melodious rap about food that isn't properly hot. I love these guys so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKATnV5xB4
Lyrics:
Food gone cold, eating cold food (yeah)
Food gone cold, eating cold food (uh)
Food gone cold, eating cold food
(Yep yep yep)
The worst thing in the world is when you come home
And someone has cooked for you
But you were a bit delayed
So the food isn't hot any more
Food gone cold, eating cold food (yeah)
Food gone cold, eating cold food (cold)
Food gone cold, eating cold food
(Yep yep yep)
I agree, and speaking of which,
I ordered a delivery from Wolt*,
Ought to have been easy and seamless,
O Sole Mio** was going to sate my hunger,
But the delivery person delivered slowly,
The food's gone cold, that's a fact,
I was furious and wanted to make a formal complaint,
But I started eating and it slipped down anyway
Food gone cold, eating cold food (uh)
Food gone cold, eating cold food (cold)
Food gone cold, eating cold food (fuck)
Soon the plates could come falling down
If you come at me with food gone cold,
A thousand fires and a burning hate,
Food gone cold
Are you getting a spark?
It's lit.
Let's go.
Cold sausages are always painful,
Only a crazy person would eat them when they're cool enough to touch,
So join the gang and be part of the huddle,
Hot dogs so hot that they burn your tongue.
We think food that's gone cold is tragic,
Extremely regrettable, how can that shit even be legal?
Room temperature fodder has lost its soul
Who wants to eat food that's tepid and gross?
My food has to be hot-hot
Straight from the oven it's yum-yum
Salad and cold dressing - boycott
Chocolate fondue then? Why not
Any less than 80 degrees and it's lost something,
If it's tapas and tacos, I'm out,
Got some lukewarm lasagna here, where shall I put it?
Fuck that shit or heat it up on the stove.
Food gone cold, eating cold food (uh)
Food gone cold, eating cold food (yeah)
Food gone cold, eating cold food
(yuck)
Twice a day, that food has got to be hot
(Yep yep yep)
*Finnish online restaurant delivery service
**Typical name for an Italian restaurant in the unimaginative Nordics
CAVEAT - there are a couple of words in this that I am having to guess at, the dialect is so impenetrable! I love it so much! 馃槉 and if there is anyone from 脰sterbotten here who would like to correct me I would be delighted <3