Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un walk into a bar.
Or at least, they appeared together today for the first time at a military parade in Beijing. CNN describes the event as "China's superpower coming-out party". Mr TinyOrangeFingers naturally sees this as a threat to US superiority and messaged Xi.
"Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America."
Paranoid, much. But guess who else attended? Both John Key and Helen Clark. Anne-Marie Brady is being understated when she says our former leaders are sending entirely the wrong message.
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/wrong-message-clark-key-chinas-military-parade-rnz
Trump quote - CNN via RNZ:
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/571946/trump-alleges-china-russia-north-korea-are-conspiring-against-the-us