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Aral Balkan

@aral@mastodon.ar.al · last month

Shot: https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/29/microsoft-ceo-says-up-to-30-of-the-companys-code-was-written-by-ai/

Chaser: https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/170758

#microsoft #AI #BigTech #bullshit

Elena Rossini ⁂

@_elena@mastodon.social replied · last month

@aral how about Microsoft and Facebook (and X) walked the talk and replaced their CEOs with AI? Imagine the savings! And the efficiency!

/s but also: would be amazing

jandi

@jandi@mastodon.social replied · last month

@_elena @aral I guess in a way they are, the CEO adjacent cohort has for sure permanent access to internal unhinged models that they interact with all the time. No savings or efficiency though, bad luck!

Their plans stink of hallucination.

Last one I heard is the Apple patents for brain-spying LLM'd "headphones", clearly an AI idea (lolsob): https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/08/podcast-episode-protecting-privacy-your-brain

Aral Balkan

@aral@mastodon.ar.al replied · last month

@_elena Or, y’know, just stopped existing altogether. That’d be fine too.

Elena Rossini ⁂

@_elena@mastodon.social replied · last month

@aral THE DREAM - maybe after they paid reparations for all the damage they’ve done?

Aral Balkan

@aral@mastodon.ar.al replied · last month

@_elena Sounds good to me :)

Lilly Hunter

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot replied · last month

@aral Well, that explains A LOT.

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