It's #FollowFriday!
One of my very first buddies on Mastodon was @the_etrain and I kind of feel like we grew up here together with our weird senses of humor (although the notion of either of us actually "growing up" is still up for debate).
He gets boosted a lot because he's hilarious, but that may make you think you're already following him, so please go to his profile to double-check because I'd hate for you to miss out on the funny things he says on a daily (and sometimes hourly) basis.