the state of #observability is deplorable, the landscape fractured and mostly focused on competition, a significant portion of the telemetry emitted useless and overloaded while important stuff is still missing, the tooling itself hard to "observe" and OMG the usability and the ability to automate things EASILY...
this is really one of those "that's it I'm writing my own" moments. it won't even be slower than setting up existing tools properly and squeeze everything into yesterday's concepts.