ARE WE GETTING A DENOUEMENT IN THE FORM OF A ONE-SCREEN TEXT OVERLAY

oh my god
oh my god

And that's a wreck! The survivors of the Dixie Boy truck stop fuck off into the sea or whatever, space aliens are destroyed by a nuclear strike from a Russian "weather satellite" offscreen, nothing makes any more sense at the end of the film than in the middle or at the beginning BUT IT IS DONE

Thanks, @Taweret for hosting! Thanks for the bingo card, @Cherizilla!

Thank you & good night, #monsterdon !