• Great Technomancer, I keep waking up every day and think I live in ancient times!

    - Let me guess, you keep thinking it's January 1st, 1970? You're not the first, it's those knockoff implants from Antarctica. 64 bits for a nanosecond counter, when will they ever learn... anyway, easy fix, listen up: PLUS PLUS PLUS

    <blank stare>

    AT+ENV,BASEDATE=2262-04-17
    ATO

    <blinks rapidly> Huh, what?

    - No worries, should be good for another 300 years or so. That's 50 Newro, thanks.

    #microfiction #scifi