Angela Miller
@Alternatecelt@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

From Private Eye.

#funnynotfunny #haha #publishing #facepalm #satire

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Non-celebrity publishes children’s book by Our Publishing Correspondent this woman has writing children’s Bill Cashgrab books is anyone’s guess.” I The publishing world was THE CHILDREN’S publishing relieved when it became clear there world was rocked this week as a was no marketing budget for this book was released by a new author ~~ book, as that was going on Gwyneth who wasn’t a celebrity. Paltrow’s first picture book, | “We've checked and double- meaning that the non-celebrity checked and she does indeed author's book sold less than 3,000 appear to be a former nanny copies despite excellent reviews. living in West Somerset whose “This means she’ll now have talent was spotted by an editor to put her talent towards paying at Bloomsbury,” said everyone the bills, ghost-writing children’s working in publishing. books by celebrity authors.” “She’s not a footballer like “Well, that’s a relief,” agreed Marcus Rashford, a presenter everyone in children’s publishing like Dermot O'Leary, a pop star eagerly looking forward to the day like Madonna, a comedian like when Al will be able to generate David Baddiel or an actress like children’s books for the celebrities Keira Knightley, so what business to put their name on at no cost.
Non-celebrity publishes children’s book by Our Publishing Correspondent this woman has writing children’s Bill Cashgrab books is anyone’s guess.” I The publishing world was THE CHILDREN’S publishing relieved when it became clear there world was rocked this week as a was no marketing budget for this book was released by a new author ~~ book, as that was going on Gwyneth who wasn’t a celebrity. Paltrow’s first picture book, | “We've checked and double- meaning that the non-celebrity checked and she does indeed author's book sold less than 3,000 appear to be a former nanny copies despite excellent reviews. living in West Somerset whose “This means she’ll now have talent was spotted by an editor to put her talent towards paying at Bloomsbury,” said everyone the bills, ghost-writing children’s working in publishing. books by celebrity authors.” “She’s not a footballer like “Well, that’s a relief,” agreed Marcus Rashford, a presenter everyone in children’s publishing like Dermot O'Leary, a pop star eagerly looking forward to the day like Madonna, a comedian like when Al will be able to generate David Baddiel or an actress like children’s books for the celebrities Keira Knightley, so what business to put their name on at no cost.