You could legitimately make a fortune by parking outside of the DMV in a van with an inkjet printer, charging $5/page to people trying to get REALIDs who've been told they need to produce a printout of yet another bill or bank statement for the clerk to glance at and then shred.
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@pluralistic Dunno…that seems a bit cheap, given that the ink costs $10,000 a gallon :(
@pluralistic ooooh I am a notary, maybe this is my chance to finally cash in on my *checks calendar* thirteen years of public civic service.
@pluralistic i let it go until the last minute. I renewed my passport and used those documents as a proof of address. I waited so long they began accepting almost any kind of official paperwork like my dog license renewal forms from the local police department. I had to create a dmv account to upload the dox just to get an appointment.
@pluralistic
maryland made all of their IDs REALIDs like 15 years ago, after the law went into effect.
i dont remember doing anything special to get it, i just went and renewed my driver's license and it was REAL
i feel like any state that did not do this is run by morons.
@rustoleumlove @pluralistic To get a RealID in CA I first had to make an appointment at the Social Security Administration to request a re-print of my *physical social security card*, because I have literally never before in my life had to show that to anyone and last saw mine some time in the 1970s. It took two weeks to arrive.
Security is On The March.
@rustoleumlove @pluralistic Ours we had to bring a passport, bills of our current residence. It was a pain in the patootie.
But do I feel safer? Not since 1/20/2025.
@pluralistic IL appears to be extremely passive-aggressive as far as RealID goes. 'You have a PASSPORT?! No, you don't need a RealID!'
@pluralistic maybe not a fortune, but people literally make a living that way in Mexico. I sorta had to do it for a new passport years ago. Also, more recently, I needed a printout for national ID correction and last week for something for our revenue office, bought a USB key from a.person outside so they could copy a digital certificate
@pluralistic this is if you manage to set up a cartel. Because otherwise venture capitalism steps in and outsells you with 1$ per page until it drives you out of business. (and then sells at 4.50$ per page)
@pluralistic DMCA lawsuit in 3...2...1...
@pluralistic Hey! I didn't order this bill!
@pluralistic Legally speaking, I wonder if I could make a billing service where I just send people bills where the bill is for the bill itself.
@jimmyhoke @pluralistic
That beats my idea for a 'Are You Psychic' test for $5, which consists of an envelope containing a slip of paper with a random 10 digit number. You use your psychic powers to determine the number and then write it on the envelope, after which you open the envelope and see if you got it right.
It's guaranteed to prove one way or the other if you are psychic!
@pluralistic I have privacy based reasons to not get a Real ID (people can call me paranoid all they want). However, I noticed that my experience trying to get a passport (brand new one, never gotten a passport before) was far easier than my attempt to humor getting a California Real ID based Drivers Liscense.
...and I say this as one of those people who has fallen between the cracks in bureaucracy before.
