I don't think I have ever bought anything off of #Amazon.

I do remember trying, a decade or so ago. I set up an account, and tried to get the thing I was after – but the whole experience was so utterly shit, that not only did I give up, I also put in the non-trivial amount of time it takes to make sure my account was completely deleted.

I fully intend on continuing my tradition of not ever buying anything off of BezosMart.