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Kathy Reid
@KathyReid@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

It started slowly.

Seattle-based companies made the move to Vancouver, with generous re-location packages.

The Valley, bit by bit, moved northward, first capitalising on the cheaper real estate in Portland and Seattle, then joining the ex-SFats in Canada.

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SoCal had crumbled a decade prior - the nexus of water-guzzling, power-sucking AIs that mimicked Hollywood actors only worked as long as there was water and power - and Hollywood actors to mimic.

The LA fires of '32 had destroyed so much infrastructure the city was broke - and dry.
And once they'd been cloned and recast as AI avatars of themselves, actors retired - on albeit reduced residuals. No-one flew to LAX with a dream and a cardigan. Those left were either ICE agents or Undocumented they hunted.

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The Big Beautiful Bill had exactly the intended effect - an unbridgeable chasm between rich and poor. You either had capital or you died - usually from something preventable like gum disease or pneumonia.

Those with capital moved north.

Those who only had labour - human, devalued yet expensive, connective yet computed labour - stayed. Inflation grew. The $USD sank.

The future, as the Great Dismal wrote, was already here - it just wasn't evenly distributed.

Five eyes became three when Australia and Aotearoa ripped up ANZUS in '30. Canada followed and Starmer, enjoying an unprecedented fourth term in a time of turmoil, made it one in '31.

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NoCal took a little longer - the vulture capitalists hanging on to the carrion of would-be unicorns, hoping to get a RoI.

After adding AI to everything, they had to enshittify to get a return. Inferencing a 5Q parameter model doesn't scale, even with a Redis cache the size of Sonoma county.

AI had, paradoxically, re-ignited the Open Source movement, who, determinists at heart, rejected the stochastic musings of the Bullshit Machines.

A team from Eleuther paired up with Wikipedia and dropped a reciprocal-licensed distilled RAG model that inferenced quicker than DeepSeek. They might have had help from CC Signals, who reached out to people interested in opening their information - but not for profit.

Then they used BitTorrent to do results caching. Inference cost dropped to marginal. A couple of big names saw, ahem, a slight decrease in market cap.

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Anyway, enough of the history lesson!

We're delighted to welcome you to Victoria Island, the new headquarters of FAANG, Inc.

We've pivoted a little in the last few years, and now most of our work involves geo-engineering so we can stay under 3 degrees.

We like it here, and we hope you do, too.

#TootFic#AlternateHistory#MicroFic#MicroFiction

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U.Lancier
@Ulan_KA@social.tchncs.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid if you've not been inspired by @doctorow it might inspire him. Even though I guess someone else might very well mentioned him already.
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MegatronicThronBanks
@megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid The only thing I think you left out were the city-wide riots that are coming, but I know how it is, it's just not possible to fit every single aspect into one tale (and trying often wrecks them).
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Kim Scheinberg
@kims@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid
Kathy...
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itgrrl :donor:
@itgrrl@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid too bleak, but sadly not even close to implausible 😕 🧸

you’ve also reminded me to check in & see if a new GreatDismal novel has dropped recently… (ah, not yet. bummer)

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MegatronicThronBanks
@megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid Yeah I think you've nailed it. And the wasteland left behind will have some truly strange and bizarre occupants.
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iveyline
@iveyline@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid Great history lesson from the future!.
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Kathy Reid
@KathyReid@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@iveyline thank you!
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Dusk To Don :raccoon:
@dusk@todon.eu replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid

Excellent work, really enjoyed that!
“Dream and a cardigan” got me 😝

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Kathy Reid
@KathyReid@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@dusk thank you!
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William Canna-bass
@JizzelEtBass@kolektiva.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
@KathyReid this was so great!
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