This was brought to you by a mention of "carabiner lesbian" or so, implying that carabiners didn't work with dresses, and answered with a suggestion to bring back chatelaines and...

Where was this going? I forget.

I'd love to carry a bunch of useful stuff dangling from something attached to my belt, but unfortunately I'm pretty sure the movement and noise with every step wouldn't agree with me. I mean, the sound of a zipper pull hitting the zipper with every step already grates.