WEALTH HOARDERS
A NEW REALITY SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE WITH COMPULSIVE ACCUMULATION DISORDER
RICH GUY: MORE! MORE! MORE!
HOST: BRETT HERE HAS OBSESSIVELY COLLECTED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, YACHTS, VACATION HOMES, AND POLITICIANS THE WAY SOME PEOPLE COLLECT OLD NEWSPAPERS AND JUNK.
NOW THAT HE'S MOVING ON TO ACQUIRING NATION STATES, IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION.
BRETT UNDER PILE OF YACHTS, MONEY, HOUSE AND CAR: MUST... OWN.. VANUATU...
HELP ME.
PROFESSIONAL DEGREEDERS ARE BROUGHT IN TO REMOVE EXCESSIVE ASSETS.
CYBERLIMO BEING TOWED AWAY IN BACKGROUND
COUNSELOR: IM SORRY, BUT YOU DON'T NEED A CYBERLIMO.
BRETT: IT'S SO HARD TO LET IT GO!
THE PATIENT IS THEN TREATED AND REVISITED SIX MONTHS LATER.
BRETT TALKING TO COUNSELOR: I FEEL LIKE A GREAT BURDEN HAS BEEN LIFTED!
IT TURNS OUT ONE LAMBORGHINI AND ONE TROPHY WIFE IS ENOUGH.
THANKS, WEALTH HOARDERS!
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