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@europlus@social.europlus.zone  路  activity timestamp 10 months ago

Then I got a lovely greeting from Minna 馃惐 and @Btb#GlobalTalk

A picture of a cat, paws resting on an ADB keyboard with a Quadra 700 behind, looking straight at the camera. The message reads:

Minna Says:
Happy
Marchintosh
2025!
@btb@bitbang.social
A picture of a cat, paws resting on an ADB keyboard with a Quadra 700 behind, looking straight at the camera. The message reads: Minna Says: Happy Marchintosh 2025! @btb@bitbang.social
A picture of a cat, paws resting on an ADB keyboard with a Quadra 700 behind, looking straight at the camera. The message reads: Minna Says: Happy Marchintosh 2025! @btb@bitbang.social
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@europlus@social.europlus.zone replied  路  activity timestamp 10 months ago

Lastly, an important message from LaserWriter Protection Headquarters about my LaserWriter Printer Warranty.

As seems reasonably common on GlobalTalk, I have a Brother laser printer, so will pass up this otherwise no doubt golden opportunity, sorry @jack68k, hope you make your sales targets!

#GlobalTalk

URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED
Dear LaserWriter owner,
Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is
about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and
essential maintenance services.
Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our
Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on
parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements.
As a valued
customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including:
24/7 Online Technical Support
Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage
Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment
Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement
Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance
ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before
it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be
responsible for all repair costs out of pocket!
To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You
can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll
instantly.
FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility.
Sincerely,
Warranty Services Department
LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED Dear LaserWriter owner, Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and essential maintenance services. Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements. As a valued customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including: 24/7 Online Technical Support Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be responsible for all repair costs out of pocket! To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll instantly. FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility. Sincerely, Warranty Services Department LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
URGENT NOTICE: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED Dear LaserWriter owner, Our records indicate that your LaserWriter Printer Warranty has either expired or is about to expire! This means you may be at risk of losing coverage on costly repairs and essential maintenance services. Don't let unexpected printer failures catch you off guard! Protect your investment with our Comprehensive LaserWriter Protection Plan, designed to save you hundreds on parts, labor, and those hard-to-find toner cartridge replacements. As a valued customer, you are eligible for Exclusive Benefits, including: 24/7 Online Technical Support Worldwide Toner Cartridge Coverage Sheet Feeder Calibration and Adjustment Noisy Cooling Fan Replacement Free Paper Jam Extraction and Roller Maintenance ACT NOW! Contact us at jack68k@mastodon.social to activate your coverage before it's too late. This offer is only available for a limited time and once it expires, you may be responsible for all repair costs out of pocket! To ensure uninterrupted printing capabilities, please respond by March 31, 2025. You can also visit our GlobalTalk Zone Jack 68K to review your options and enroll instantly. FINAL NOTICE: Failure to respond will result in loss of coverage eligibility. Sincerely, Warranty Services Department LaserWriter Protection Headquarters
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