So we have a collage of 6 images. I'm going to rattle through them so bear with me..... In a sand hole with a black sleeveless halterneck blouse with white spots on. Stupid thick sunglasses like you'd have to wear after eye surgery. Sweatpants and string vest covered by army fatigues. He's double-trousering. Ugg boots. On a beach holding a sword. Heavily distressed denim jacket. Face mask made out of wire mesh. Doing a hand manoeuvre like when you say 'I've had it upto here!'. He's pulling a face like he's been lobotomised. Sexy golden bear Feel a bit bad about including this one now because objectively it's not that weird and now I'm worried I'm making a racial comment on his hair. But I shall forge ahead nonetheless as that was not my intention. Short dreads but it looks like the end tips have been taken over by the Cybermen. He's also wearing what looks like a chainmail scarf. Er...... Just your normal red sunglasses that provide no actual coverage, a complicated pattern shaved into his head and a third eye stuck in the middle of his stupid forehead. Dickhead. Or eyehead I suppose.

Another 6.... 70s porn exercise man speaking to a giant clam Pokemon onesie which I suppose objectively isn't that weird. I want to say it's called Balthazar?.. Relatively normal although horrible orange shirt and also swimming goggles. Complicated hair shaving, headband, stupid 90s red glasses. Impractical glasses and lobotomy face again. White headband, hairy waistcoat looks like a nob.

God I wish I hadn't started this... Another 6! Normal except for a child's winter hat with ears. See through blue top and skort on a boat with floppy hair. Pink! Pink! It's all pink! Crocs! Jodpurs? Jodhpurs? Big tapered sweatpants basically. String vest. Hat. Climbing into a swimming pool because of course he is. Three images of him holding handbags but that is NOT why I'm commenting thank you very much! Working backwards..... Long yellow rain mac with yellow bag. Objectively not that weird all green shiny trousers and jacket looks like it was made out of a fire blanket with a matching green bag - noooob, nob. Blue tunic and trousers holding an enormous orange handbag that makes him look like he's been miniaturised.

Please god no more. I need to eat.... LAST 6! OK it looks like I did want to comment on his many handbags after all because we have another one but to be fair to me his trousers are ENORMOUS and he's in a stupid shiny blue jacket. Pink pink, looks like he's got fungus growing on the side of his head and he's super proud of it. Normal pic but someone has superglued a load of pearls to his face. Not that weird. Blue bandana and some face gems. At this point I think I just got annoyed with his face. Edit - just realised I missed it. He has glued a bunch of tiny dominoes to his fingers. That'll be why. As demonstrated by the next image where he's basically fine looking except for one long dread that has charms on it. ALRIGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW CALM DOWN. LAST ONE..... his coat is too big. Blue. And he's wearing an annoying necklace made from what looks like coral (what Rick from the Walking Dead called his son). THE! END!