Post · bonfire.cafe

I'm not intentionally ignoring you, it's just that the person three tables over seems like they may be getting to the good part in the story they've been telling to their dining companion for the last half hour.

Efften

@Efften@mastodon.social · 2 hours ago

@Alice 30 minutes is about how long it takes me to realize the story I’m telling doesn’t have a good part and the flop sweats start.

Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice@beige.party · 2 hours ago

@Efften 🤣 I just skip around a lot so I tell about 47 partial stories in thirty minutes.

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