Dear D, I'm afraid I'm not available at the moment. You might ask X or Y, both of whom have experience with this sort of review. You should be aware that they are both freelancers who will expect compensation for such work.

Dear Christopher, Thank you for your consideration. Please notice all of our work is not for profit and free for the public so unfortunately we are not able to offer compensation for the reviews, but we appreciate the suggestions.

Dear D, Forbes says Jeff Bezos's net worth dropped today by $5,200,000,000 because his stock price changed ever so slightly. That tiny round off difference in his total wealth would be enough to pay for over 1,400 freelancers to work full time for a lifetime, assuming each person spent 45 years working 8 hours a day for 200 days a year at $50/hour. It's very on-brand for 2026 that your employer features his name prominently while expecting the little people to work for free. What a time to be alive {upside down smiley} Best wishes, Christopher

Dear D, I'm afraid I'm not available at the moment. You might ask X or Y, both of whom have experience with this sort of review. You should be aware that they are both freelancers who will expect compensation for such work.

Dear Christopher, Thank you for your consideration. Please notice all of our work is not for profit and free for the public so unfortunately we are not able to offer compensation for the reviews, but we appreciate the suggestions.

Dear D, Forbes says Jeff Bezos's net worth dropped today by $5,200,000,000 because his stock price changed ever so slightly. That tiny round off difference in his total wealth would be enough to pay for over 1,400 freelancers to work full time for a lifetime, assuming each person spent 45 years working 8 hours a day for 200 days a year at $50/hour. It's very on-brand for 2026 that your employer features his name prominently while expecting the little people to work for free. What a time to be alive {upside down smiley} Best wishes, Christopher