An open letter to ICE death squads:
Here is why we will win. Not because our cause is just and yours is not - though it most certainly is. Not because we have greater numbers than you - though that is certainly the case. Not because you imagine us to be weak willed and helpless - though that is certainly a fiction that we have allowed your kind to believe. But because you are so unimaginably, cartoonishly fucking stupid.
Every single day we dream up new ways to fight you, to find you, to identify you, to infiltrate your ranks and expose you from within, to deny you any safe harbor or even a single night's rest. We are, right this moment, inventing new ways to resist you, to bring you and your rancid Nazi-lite ideology down low, to exterminate it from our society for the good of all humankind. And you, a middle-school dropout with brains further addled from years of protecting pedophiles and eating horse paste, can only ever be reactive to that. The very very worst you will ever do is kill a few of us. And in so doing, you sow the seeds of your own destruction.
Sleep if you can tonight. We are coming. We are already here. We have friends everywhere.