Title:
#BOOKCOPS
Panel One:
A uniformed officer approaches a man sittiong at at a bar, he is reading and has a glass of red wine:
"Sir, I have reason to believe that you are engaged in "Performative reading" in a public space."
Panel Two:
"There's been a mistake, officer! I'm perusing the menu. I'm very indecisive!" says the man anxiously
The officer says: "Perhaps I can assist, sir. I'm something of a "Foodie" myself."
Panel Three:
"No need. I've decided!" says the man looking terrified
"Let me see that!" says ther officer as he grabs the menu. "As I suspected: 'Infinite Jest' Concealed inside a fake menu!"
Panel Four:
"It's a first offence, so I'm only going to shame you on social media." says the officer "Next time I'll throw the book at you!"
The man sobs.