Spokane is apparently a high-crime area. 馃檮 #Idaholiday
My mom talks about crime constantly. Thank you, Fox News. 馃檮 #Idaholiday
We're going to go to a sports bar tonight to watch the #49ers because we need a break from my mom. If that makes us bad, then I guess we're bad. #Idaholiday #NFL
Mr. Blue says he's impressed by my ability to redirect her, but it's so exhausting. #Idaholiday
Also: She buys toilet paper at the dollar store. #Idaholiday
She also CONSTANTLY talks about food, and what she eats, and what she can't eat, and how she'll gain weight if she eats anything more than two small meals a day, and it makes me want to scream. #Idaholiday
When my mom gets a text, her phone plays "I'm Donald Trump, and I approved this message." 馃槕馃槨 #Idaholiday