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Time for @ramsey to shutdown #longhornphp with the closing keynote.
Boo Ramsey 👻 🎃
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At #longhornphp, @ramsey is talking about the history of floss.
I didn't think I was at a dental conference, but here we are.
Before giving my keynote yesterday, I struggled with whether to include a certain section. I actually asked myself, “What would @grmpyprogrammer do?” and decided to keep the section. #LonghornPHP #PHP
At #longhornphp, @ramsey is talking about the history of floss.
I didn't think I was at a dental conference, but here we are.
Time for @ramsey to shutdown #longhornphp with the closing keynote.
Boo Ramsey 👻 🎃
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Good morning dear meatsacks that observe my internet words. I have entered Sky Tube 1 of 2 in preparation for the corporeal relocation to @longhorn . Thank you for your attention on this matter. #php #phpc #phpcommunity #longhornphp #longhornphp2025
Good morning dear meatsacks that observe my internet words. I have entered Sky Tube 1 of 2 in preparation for the corporeal relocation to @longhorn . Thank you for your attention on this matter. #php #phpc #phpcommunity #longhornphp #longhornphp2025
I’m updating the content on some slides. The old slides have this HTTP header on them:
X-Powered-By: PHP/5.5.4
So, yeah. The last time I presented these slides was when PHP 5.5.4 was the latest version. That was September 2013.
People I want to hang out with are not responding to texts so I can find them to hang out with them.
This is a subtoot.
I don’t know when #Cyberpunk2077 came out for macOS, but I just discovered it’s available on Steam, and I’m finally playing it. So far, it feels a little like a cyberpunk version of Fallout 4. A lot of the gameplay is figure-it-out-on-your-own.
This wasn’t a great time to discover this game is available, since I really should be working on my keynote and tutorial for #LonghornPHP. 😳
Early bird pricing for #LonghornPHP ends tomorrow. This is probably the least expensive ticket to any North American #PHP conference you can get, so get yours before Saturday! Your career will thank you.
See you there!
Blind bird pricing for @longhorn ends tonight.
I hope I’ll see you there!
Blind bird pricing for @longhorn ends soon. Get your tickets at their lowest price before they go up!
I’ll be presenting a keynote and a tutorial. See you there!
Boo Ramsey 👻 🎃
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#LonghornPHP has announced its schedule! “Blind bird” pricing is still in effect until the end of this week, so get your tickets now at the lowest price.
Follow @longhorn for the latest info.
#LonghornPHP has announced its schedule! “Blind bird” pricing is still in effect until the end of this week, so get your tickets now at the lowest price.
Follow @longhorn for the latest info.