Last night I #dreamed that I was hunting vampires who refused to follow the rules.

I #dreamed that M&S were selling a Liz Truss sex doll.

My genitals have retreated inside my body and will not be taking questions at this time.

I #dreamed that M&S were selling a Liz Truss sex doll.

My genitals have retreated inside my body and will not be taking questions at this time.

Last night I #dreamed that I was living in a world of the Wheel of Time novels. My people had been bypassed by the larger, more technically gifted culture. Then we re-learned how to access the One Power, and we began to regain our strength.

Last night I #dreamed that I trained as an ore miner in a sci-fi colony world.

How can you tell you are #MiddleAged? Last night I #dreamed about taking a friend to a cool bar, located at the top of my local supermarket...

Last night I #dreamed that after we survived repeated pairs of hellhounds charging us across the temple ruins, we opened the "door" of the teleportation device to see a seafront mansion. The heaving ocean was a strange, washed-out sepia. The others on our team shook their heads, saying this world would be a tough challenge. We opened the door of the mansion, and we hurriedly climbed the stairs to the next floor. The senior folks said, "did you see that pink balloon floating back there on the ground floor? This one is going to hurt."

Last night I #dreamed that I ran a medical camp on a planet we had just occupied. Due to an accident, most of our food was contaminated, and the local food was poisonous to our metabolism. We ended up subsisting on the supply of chocolate that had been shipped separately.