Thanks, all. I think BBQ apron is the most daddish but you only bbq so often. Coffee cup is more convenient. I say coffee cup.

@evan what to print dad jokes on? That's easy: cellophane is the clear winner. Or paper towels, to absorb the groans. Or graph paper, to plot where it all went wrong.

Or crepe paper, because most dad jokes are a big pile of crepe.

Of course, for jokes by dads, pa-pyrus would be best, with the added benefit that, like a dad joke, it's ancient but keeps getting rolled out anyway. If you have no pa-pyrus, you could try man-ila folders. Just don't expect the laughter to be filed under 'genuine'.

Or how about a mug? You've got to be one to fall for a dad joke.

Or a flock of sheep? You've herd them all before.

A singlet would be a much safer choice, though, since it's totally armless.

Or a billboard, because, yes, Bill will indeed be bored.

Last choice would be the bottom of the barrel I'm scraping right now. So I'll stop here, since I can't go any father.

Are you still happy you asked?

@evan

I voted 'Other'. The rest are good choices but by far the best place to print a Dad Joke is electronically in the Fediverse.

@evan Directly on the dad.

@evan tramp stamp

@evan Baseball caps

@evan I like to fold little paper jumping frogs, which I hide in stuff my son is likely to happen across. I write the joke on their back and the punchline inside. (e.g. https://origami.org/origami-jumping-frog/)

@evan I voted other: condom packs are a great place for them

@evan underwear, so there's something else to laugh at

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