@evan Directly on the dad.

@evan tramp stamp

@evan Baseball caps

@evan I like to fold little paper jumping frogs, which I hide in stuff my son is likely to happen across. I write the joke on their back and the punchline inside. (e.g. https://origami.org/origami-jumping-frog/)

@evan I voted other: condom packs are a great place for them

@evan underwear, so there's something else to laugh at

@evan
Dear brother ,
I have asked you for help many times, but you still haven’t been able to help me. Please, I’m asking you not to ignore me or my family. Look at us with compassion and mercy. We are going through an incredibly difficult time, and even a small donation from you could bring us relief and give my family a little hope.
Please, brother , don’t turn away from us. If you can help us today, I would be deeply grateful. 🙏

@evan I was going to say BBQ apron, but then I remembered all the mornings at my in-laws' when I've been drinking coffee from the "Namaste in bed" mug and the internal groaning is an engine that gives me strength for the day.