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I think I'm a bit late to the start, but...
Whyyyyy would you put that in your mouth? Why are people like this?
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"Nobody is as dumb as I appear to be" um... self-burn?
Real talk though, I'm starting to see why I related better to almost all of the kids in horror movies as a kid.
"No, don't eat that! It's spoiled!" - literally me several times a week though (one of my parents has anosmia and is bad at dates).
'Low in calories, good taste, and it doesn't even spot!'
Yeah, but *it moves on its own*.
What the fuck was food in the 80s?
"Well it's a dessert, not a prescription medicine..."
That... doesn't make any difference? I feel like the FDA would be like 'cool story, now give us the ingredients list'.
