Are they taking the piss?
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@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if the boat is called the SS Nakatomi
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but, is it a christmas movie ?
@TheBreadmonkey lol. piss successfully extracted i think
@TheBreadmonkey I have never knowingly watched a Jason Statham movie. I haven’t been actively avoiding him, the kind of movies he makes just don’t do stuff for me that much 🤷🏻♂️
@a @TheBreadmonkey Have you not seen Spy, the Paul Feig film? He’s genuinely terrific in it. I need to see it again.
And his bits in the gag reel are great https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=CRg9oaOFLmDYGiA3&t=125&v=bXs2P3XxAVg&feature=youtu.be
hi ben!
"chatGPT make a poster of a cop taking out a load of baddies and rescuing some hostages.
p.s. the hero is bald and hard to kill."
i actually enjoyed it.
it does what is says on the tin.
also when i see
"HE IS ADORABLE"
i expect a furry creature.
imagine my surprise when it is a cockney hard man.
I'M A FUCKING BEE KEEPER *karate chop*
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote having actually watched it last night, “homage” is a strong thread throughout the movie. Some may, however, say “blatant Die Hard knock off” 😀
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It's a container ship out at sea seen from above, isn't it? (Not that it makes it less similar)
@TheBreadmonkey having them look left while cutting off the left side of their faces makes them look acutely cross-eyed and now I can't unsee it, thanks Ben.
@TheBreadmonkey Jason Statham takes very careful aim at the low bar but afaik makes no bones about it, he does seems to work to zero in on his niche
This summer..... Jason Statham.... is............ Jason Statham.......... in........... JASON STATHAM.
"I'm Jason Statham"
- Jason Statham
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I really liked Spy with Melissa McCarthy, where Statham essentially plays a parody of himself.
@TheBreadmonkey @i_give_u_worms I would definitely watch that. Look, I love going to the ICA to see three-hour Portuguese epic about an 18th-century aristocrat walking to Munich to buy a goose or something but I am very happy to spend a Friday evening watching the 27th incarnation of The Statham Film.
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Knowing how self-aware he is really endeared him to me. I respect an honest guy...
@TheBreadmonkey they probably just prompted the AI with “make a movie poster with this name and face. It’s an action movie like Die Hard.”
I was going to mock up a poster with my face and an exploding tower and a stupid film name (Expire Solid or similar). However I couldn't find a good enough image of an exploding bin and when I looked for images of exploding towers it was all 9/11 and I lost my enthusiasm for the whole endeavour.
@TheBreadmonkey Did you hear Amazon stuck it on Prime earlier this week by accident for a couple of hours, about three days before it's cinema release.
Of course, it's been pirated all over the internet now. Lionsgate and the other film distributors and understandably pissed at Amazon.
It'll be interesting to see if Amazon offer any compensation or at least say sorry.
@TheBreadmonkey I noticed that. “Homage” I guess.
